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[–] mjhelto@lemm.ee 46 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I remember a harmless over that just randomly opened your CD tray while it ran. Called something like cup holder, or something like that.

Shit that was a long time ago...

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If you rember that, it’s time to get your colonoscopy and prostate checked.

[–] mjhelto@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

✅ Colonoscopy

⬜ Prostate exam

I'm 40yo. I'm practically in the grave already!

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Uh oh, I can't find my prostate. I'll ask my gyno where it is on my next visit.

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

It’s your Skene's gland. :-)

[–] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

I wrote something like that back in HS and put it in the startup folder of every computer in our school library. I set it to wait about 10 minutes before opening the drive and then periodically after that