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[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 84 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Showering with my wife sounds like a sexy, fun idea, but it pretty much always means neither of us are at a temperature we like and whoever’s not under the water is getting cold.

[–] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You can easily solve this problem with homosexuality...

[–] WR5@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Do homosexuals have some better control over their body temperatures?

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 months ago

Yes. You know how cold-blooded creatures can't regulate their own temperature and warm-blooded can, to some extent? Well, hot-blooded creatures, like the gays, can just adjust as needed.

It's why we're known as flaming.

[–] Fenrir@lemmings.world 5 points 2 months ago

Yeah, they teach you that in the welcome ceremony

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Now our friend and his boyfriend are questioning why they have to watch us argue in the shower.

Maybe they should stop kink shaming.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Those setups with multiple showerheads solves the getting cold from not being under the water part!

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Have one of those but our water heater can't keep up with both heads on so we just end up both being cold. Someday maybe we upgrade heater to something better.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

I put a sprayer coming off of one shower head and mounted it using one of those Ikea shower head holders. We both get our own shower head and, while the water pressure is not as wonderful as we'd like, we maintain enough hot water for a full shower and then some.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yup, I still like showering with her. But she won't go for it anymore for all those reasons.

[–] naticus@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You also shower with this guy's wife?

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

It’s ok happens to the best of us, hard to keep all these little details straight

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

It’s like getting in the wrong car in the parking lot. Everyone’s done it.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Reminder that sex in the running shower is dangerous. Everything is slippery, view is obstructed and space is limited. High risk of breaking bodies or bathroom. Cannot recommend!

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

yes but what if you hire an on-site medic and plumber? have you thought about that?

[–] seeigel@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago

"medic" and "plumber"

[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Plus water and soap washes off juices. Can not recommend either.

[–] JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Not only that it washes off the lublication that you DO want, any water that is any warmer than luke warm will make cum a congealed sticky mess that doesnt like to come off surfaces and just 'wash down the drain'. If it does wash down after some persuasion it has a good chance of sticking to all the hair being washed down the pipes to become a big-o-ball of hair & cum to block shit up.

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

There’s that too

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 months ago

Put the shower on high temperature, make it steaming hot, literally. Then turn the water jet against the wall so that neither of you gets scalded. Voi là, you turned your shower into a sauna.

[–] MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There's always that one extra benefit that makes it worthwhile though.

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Finally getting every bit of your back washed?

[–] MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social 2 points 2 months ago

I mean that too, but I meant seeing your SO naked.

[–] sartalon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bought a house from an older couple and the shower has a really wide, low shelf that doubles as a seat.

10/10 recommend, even outside of sexy times.

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Our bathroom actually has a large bench in the shower but it’s invariably too cold to sit on

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Spray the bench with hot water for a few seconds

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I’ve tried; we’d have to run it longer than we shower I think, and it gets cold again very quickly as soon as the water goes away.

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Our house has a shower right next to a shower/bath in the same master bathroom. Highly recommend