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RFK Jr. Encourages Americans To Do Their Own Research About Dragons (theonion.com)
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[โ€“] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Komodo hunt by biting a limb, then waiting for the target to die from infected wounds after several days. No restful sleep for RFK, not until the moment is nigh.

[โ€“] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

The komodo bacteria will have to compete with all the weird shit that's already in his body though. So it's not a sure thing.