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[–] WHARRGARBL@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

“The building or someone is on fire”

When I was working in property management, certain people would frequently call me in the middle of the night for what they considered emergencies. They’d wake me up because a stove burner wouldn’t heat, or a lightbulb was out, or they just remembered that a door creaks. This shit got old real fast, so I began training the night callers that “emergency means Fire, Flood, or Death”.

One man was unfazed by my Fire, Flood, or Death mantra, so every time I saw his number ring in, I just shouted into the phone FIRE FLOOD OR DEATH? FIRE FLOOD OR DEATH?!

[–] vaccinationviablowdart@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

woooow its so crazy that people expect their homes that they are paying so much rent for to be functional ALL THE TIME

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

The door creaks! It's 2am! Quick! Wake the property manager up, he must know now!

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