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I can make this easier, at least for anyone interacting with me:
If you're reading this, you - yes, you - have my full and explicit permission to compliment me, flirt with me, or ask me out. I am extremely good at saying no if needed and promise not to be offended if you make the first move.
Also you're cute π
They shot every shot at once, this strategy is crazy
I'm aggressively poly so, yeah. I'm constantly shooting all of the shots.
Samesies!
OMG! We're both poly?
What if we kissed ππ
Jk... unless?
I have one question for you: girls?
Among other people π
I can see the pronouns in your username. I wouldn't be flirting if I wasn't interested
Ah, girls π delightful
Yeah π₯°
When you see a β¨οΈgirlβ¨οΈ and she just π₯Ί
I love girls sm and I love being a girl π«
How much polyamory success do you have with flirting with random lemmites?
More than I would have thought. All long distance stuff tho
Matrix chat helps there
Intriguing! Happy for you βΊοΈ
I assume that's not your thing? π
If you wanna dm me tho, please feel free π
Ah, no thank you but I wish you all the fortune meeting cool queers this way!
My DMs are open as well if you'd like to chat, but I'm not interested in a romantic/sexual sense π
Yeah you seem cool. I'd absolutely love to talk more! I can always use more friends
The growing list of little queers in my phone
Yep! My app seems to crash when I try to message you tho
My matrix username is in my profile if you want to message me there
Oh huh! Weird. I'll ping you on matrix :)
The answer to that question better be "Just want to have fun".
The answer is "Absolutely"
If you'd like to say what kind of polyam?
Relationship Anarchy
~~Basically I do what I feel, don't like labels, and won't ever ask anyone I'm with to restrict themselves on my account~~
Edit: You don't need me to explain XD
Was looking through your post history and you seem really cool!
π Yeah, we are well versed in R.A and glad others are too and practicing it!
Awh, thanks, we appreciate that!
Feel free to hmu on matrix if you like. You seem cool
Okay, added.
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Is it bad that i kinda read this like a llm preprompt? Except for people, and to be honest im kinda here for it. I kinda feel bad for bothering people, and this "preprompt" kinda opens the door for conversation
That's the idea! :)
I'm glad it's working, I was worried it wouldn't. Bystander effect and all that.
How do I say "I need this on a tshirt" but redirect the ads to someone else?
I wish people would just write clear and detailed LLM prompts when they want something from me.
I just imagine a black mirror esq morning.
"I wake from my slumber, forlorn from my bed. The lights slowly rise from pitch black to light, i walk over to my smart mirror. Where my AI greets me, "good morning, your preprompt for today is (your name is bob saget, live on 4681 road, your favorite color is blue you work at a car dealership and you are the best salesman" the time is 4:30am mr.saget you must arive by 5:00 if you are to keep your very busy schedule. Good luck bob and have a pleasant day." The conveyor belt turn on slowly and methodically moving me to my automobile and i leave for work.
That's quite kind of you. And interestingly, despite you clearly communicating an open invitation for interaction, I still encounter internal resistance, almost like a reflex.... which suggests it is still very much a personal issue, and not a cultural one.
Thank you for this moment of reflection, mysterious internet person.
You're welcome!
And if you do want to message me, I'm very friendly
Okay, so let me rebut this point for point:
You've already done it, see point 3
How can I say no when I've already said yes? At least to the initial conversation anyways
If you don't think you're cute, prove it π Send me a picture of you, I bet you're cute af