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The amount of stupid dumbasses in the comments who'd be willing to watch this rotten pile of garbage is enough to justify why Trump was elected. You Americans are brain-dead fucks.
You need to get off the internet for a while man
Even though this comment was not targeted twoards me, I will take your advice anyway.
None of what I said was wrong. You need to get off the stupidity bandwagon.
LOL
Yeah. Checks out.
I love love LOVE it when I get this comment.
I picked this handle for one reason: it's like catnip for the intellectually tepid. The room temperature IQ crowd seemingly can't resist making that exact comment and I can't help but imagine they feel quite proud of their accomplishment, much like the joy and pride I see in my dog's eyes after she takes a poo. Given my love of poking fun at people like yourself for being absolute houseplants, seeing them poke fun at themselves without even realizing it gives me a similar post-defecation spring in my step.
Hey now... houseplants are pleasant and inviting. This guy's more like a wet blanket.
Touché!
You must feel smart.
I'm with stupid. Here's your prescription for grass touching.
Yep, you sure are with him.
https://xkcd.com/481/
I’m sorry, I would watch the fuck out of this and I hate souls games.
That's exactly my point. Keep proliferating your idiocracy, the dividends are already paying off.
Hey, Jack Black is funny. Nobody watches his films for intellectual stimulation, but for a step above slapstick comedy, with surprisingly good vocal solos.