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Anon studies Buddhism (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 50 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Monk was passing through. Some villagers saw him pissing on a statue of Buddha so they grabbed their pitchforks and went to pitchfork him. "Show me where Buddha is not, and I shall piss there." said the monk.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 8 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Some Buddha once told me Rebirth was gonna roll me...