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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (3 children)

One story that stands out to me is there were these warriors who fought a hundred dudes consecutively and then one guy who fought 100 of those warriors consecutively and then Buddha killed him instantly.

[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I don't get it.

He was tired from fighting all those other dudes. Of course he killed him

[–] Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Dopest shit I've ever heard. Bastards established powerlevels before the Roman empire

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 16 hours ago

Was it actually before? Might not be