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submitted 3 months ago by onlinepersona@programming.dev to c/nottheonion@lemmy.ml

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[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think he is taller than me, which makes it appropriate to kick someone in the shins and balls

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Get away from me

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Please don’t build a global empire based on class war

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

I already wasn't going to