this post was submitted on 26 Mar 2025
987 points (98.9% liked)

Technology

79015 readers
2880 users here now

This is a most excellent place for technology news and articles.


Our Rules


  1. Follow the lemmy.world rules.
  2. Only tech related news or articles.
  3. Be excellent to each other!
  4. Mod approved content bots can post up to 10 articles per day.
  5. Threads asking for personal tech support may be deleted.
  6. Politics threads may be removed.
  7. No memes allowed as posts, OK to post as comments.
  8. Only approved bots from the list below, this includes using AI responses and summaries. To ask if your bot can be added please contact a mod.
  9. Check for duplicates before posting, duplicates may be removed
  10. Accounts 7 days and younger will have their posts automatically removed.

Approved Bots


founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] EisFrei@lemmy.world 71 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Idk about Sweden, but in Germany middle management visited sick employees at their homes to check whether they were really sick.

https://www.tagesschau.de/wirtschaft/unternehmen/tesla-hausbesuche-krankschreibungen-100.html

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Holy fuck. I'm sorry, if I take a sick day I take a sick day - you might see me out shopping for groceries to survive the day, but I am by no means well.

[–] b3an@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Uhm excuse me. If you can walk and carry groceries, clearly you are well 👏 enough 👏 to work 👏. I’m waiting on those TPS* reports tetris11!

Them probably.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I miss the days when the employees collectively knew where their bosses lived and how to tie fuel-soaked rags to sticks

[–] b3an@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Suomessa, tiedämme muutamia asioita Molotovin cocktaileista. ;)

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I understood two of those words, and that's all I need. We meet at nightfall.

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

My completely uneducated guess would say that this is the language of a country who know a few things about a Molotov Cocktail!

The closest word in my mental vocabulary which comes close to "Suomessa" is Suomi which is Finnish for Finland

Tiedämme? They tied a dam?

Muutamia has to do with a mutiny!

Asioita, I have no clue.

Then they reference the infamous Flaming Sambucca!

So Finland once staged a mutiny with fiery alcohol and a dam!

Maybe bean (I forget how to tag people in Lemmy posts) can tell me how close I was.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We call them “TPS reports” buddy. slaps back

[–] b3an@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Dang I was close-ish. Fixed