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[โ€“] demizerone@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I had multiple women tell me they want to fuck in high school and I was so dumb to not get the message. One was basically jumping on my dick. I masturbated to some of these ladies for years until I eventually lost my virginity when I was 24. I hated myself for many years for not getting the message. ๐Ÿ˜‚