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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Come now anon, no permanent harm. Go ask somebody out today to make up for it.

Shots you didn’t take then; Shots you don’t take now.

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

no permanent harm

That’s where you’re wrong, buster 😎

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Something something Wayne Gretzky

[–] Pothetato@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

You take 100% of the shots that caused your autism