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Sounds logical to me (lemmy.world)
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[–] libra00@lemmy.world 48 points 4 days ago (1 children)

How you know this is legit: if he'd been talking about any dating app other than grindr step 6 would look like 'wait 6 weeks to get a match, get ghosted, get depressed, go to bed mumbling about 'who needs sex anyway?'.

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Well said, guys are eternally ghosted.

[–] Azzu@lemm.ee 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm a guy, and it hasn't been my experience. Not particularly attractive either. But I also match with a very little amount of people.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 days ago (4 children)

"not particularly attractive either"

the guy:

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Awful mutton chops 2/10 would not bang

I kid, but seriously he would look better without the chops.

[–] ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I disagree, the chops are doing good work on this face, accentuating his cheekbones, pointing to his lips and narrowing the jawline to de-roundify his dome. Judging by the thinness of the chin hair it's quite likely he simply can't go full Riker, so though I'm not a mutton man either i think he's making the most of what's he's got

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

i like how you got that he can't grow anything more than that from a heavily edited image of him

(if you want to see how he looks without whatever they did to him in that image look up "jschlatt")

[–] ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Ah, am i being insulted? Why? I don't know who this is mf cat is

Edit: on reread i think youre saying you "like that i can still tell he can't grow in that area"which makes more sense. Sorry yo

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

ye i was complimenting you on finding out something about the guy even from a heavily edited image

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is he attractive or nah? As a straight guy, I could see either way.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

i'm a straight guy too, i think that image is just uncanny because of the effects added

(if you want to see how he looks without effects look up jschlatt)

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

Ah, some YouTube guy. He seems decent enough that a good personality match could bump him up a few notches w/ the right mate. And maybe he's genuinely good looking, idk.

[–] Azzu@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I have a twitch linked in my profile if you wanna know how I look, though idk if there's any videos since I haven't streamed for ages

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

nah i just wanted to make the joke

[–] Azzu@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago

You expect me to recognize a joke? 🤣