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Japanese transit users: "Don't worry, we can grab the next one. It will be here in 48 seconds."
We deeply apologize that it took the train 49 seconds to arrive. We have prepared notes for your boss in case you're late, and there will be a half page ad in tomorrow's paper confirming our CEO has committed seppuku to atone.
committed sudoku*
Whilst wearing a seifuku
Spock: Forty eight point three seven seconds, Captain.
And if your female, you'll get something else grabbed for free!
*except on one of the all-female trains