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Mark Rober just set up one of the most interesting self-driving tests of 2025, and he did it by imitating Looney Tunes. The former NASA engineer and current YouTube mad scientist recreated the classic gag where Wile E. Coyote paints a tunnel onto a wall to fool the Road Runner.

Only this time, the test subject wasn’t a cartoon bird… it was a self-driving Tesla Model Y.

The result? A full-speed, 40 MPH impact straight into the wall. Watch the video and tell us what you think!

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 101 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Humans cannot, in fact, drive cars well. Humans kill tens of thousands of other humans with cars every year in the US alone.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 84 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yup, cameras and humans share various exploits. Self-driving is going to work better than humans once every car has it and communicates with each other, allowing for minimal gaps even at high speeds, once roads are all very standardized and in a database, and-

Wait, that's trains

Fucking build more electrified high-speed rail and forget tech bros' shitty promises

[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was getting mildly outraged and ready to comment how you were re-deriving the train at first. Well played.

[–] KayLeadfoot@fedia.io 21 points 1 month ago

They really had me in the first half, not gonna lie

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Trains don't go from my driveway to my destination exactly when I feel like going there, while carrying all my luggage.

I get that it's fun to be smug on the Internet, but private vehicles aren't going away any time soon.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's not a binary decision between all cars and no cars. If trains and public transit have enough capacity and convenience to make most trips feasible by them, car infrastructure will no longer have to be added (in fact can be converted into bus and bike lanes) while shortening trip duration (less cars = less jams) and improving safety.

Also, you barely have luggage for most trips. 99% of my trips are made with luggage I can carry to the nearest stop and board the bus with.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have a van load of tools to transport most of the trips I make.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So you'll keep using it. And enjoy narrow but way less jammed streets. Maybe you'll be incentivized/required to join the self-driving network, but in decades, not years, after positioning markers have been added to every road in the last repaving, while infrastructure funds have been directed towards making the city traversible for non-drivers.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee -3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

See, the problem is, where I live already has great public transport, including electric commuter trains and buses, lots of cycle lanes etc.

And, despite that, traffic is still shit, because there's a massive chunk of the population who need to be on the road for whatever reason.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Road tax
ROAD TAX
ROAD TAX!!!

Many people expect public transport companies to be profitable while allowing an incredible portion of tax money for road maintainance. If you want people to take personal responsibility for the consequences of something that destroys cities when in large amounts, you add an appropriate tax.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

I strongly suggest you look at how roads are taxed here in NZ. Motorists already subsidise public transport, as well as being subsidised through rates, and it's still at cost parity with driving in most cases. Our biggest city is also bringing in a congestion charge.

Public transport is incredibly expensive to run.

[–] Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

I 100% support road taxes

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

And the really dumb thing is that lots of modern non-selfdriving cars now have lidar sensors to help the humans not crash into things. Musk apparently wants the AI to be working at a disadvantage.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

He just wants people to buy his junk, and doesn't care how many people would have to die as collateral damage.

[–] chilicheeselies@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That should tell you just how vastly complicated driving is.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There are plenty of uncomplicated things that humans do poorly, too.

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Walking up and down stairs, not that I'd know.