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Anon tries to impress a woman at the gym (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Mind you, I also followed rules 1 and 2

A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Rule 1: be attractive Rule 2: don't be unattractive