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[–] The25003@lemmings.world -5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but those capybaras do eventually get vored by those crocodiles. Thing is crocodiles only have to eat like once every two weeks, but them lazing around in the between period doesn't make for exciting footage.

[–] absentbird@lemm.ee 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's actually quite rare for crocodiles to eat capybaras, they have a mutually beneficial relationship. The primary predator of the capybara is the jaguar.

[–] The25003@lemmings.world 1 points 4 days ago

Oh man, do capybaras eat crocodile ticks? Or just having that adorable fuck around a mad PR move.

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"Get vored"? Wtf man. This makes me want to unalive myself

[–] The25003@lemmings.world -2 points 4 days ago

IDK what to tell you, sleep on a bed of crocs long enough and find out.