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Anon wants $3 million (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Define tools. Does a .50bmg SLAP count? Because there's no way that glass is rated to take anti-mat rounds.

Of course you can't do it without tools, I wouldn't want to break a regular window without tools, get my hand all cut up again and shit (last time was an accident). "No tools" makes the contest meaningless.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yeah - without tools would be impossible.

That being said, for that kind of cash, I'd accept getting my hand cut up and shit.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago

Well fair and even if you could one punch man that shit the glass should act differently due to the lamination so you prob would get less cut, but also do gloves count as tools?