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Anon removes a fence (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 52 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Did that shit exactly once. Nail went between my toes, barely knicked me. Yeah, never fucking around again.

And then there was the time I went Looney Tunes with a rake. Stumbling around, stunned and bleeding, hit it again. Yeah, had me in stitches.

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Why would you link that gif and not the Sideshow Bob one?

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 28 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Got you fam:

[–] Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I can hear this gif

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Nyughohoirihu.

[–] WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I did this once as a kid just to see if it works. Yes, it works.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

I did this once as an adult because I'm an idiot, and yes, it hurts.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I hate that they ran this joke into the ground in later seasons.