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[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 41 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Can we split California? Northern Cal just seems like it should be Canadian honestly.

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (3 children)

No way man. We need all of California (where food grows anyway)! Mexico has tons of warm climate agricultural land. Canada has none!

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Be Canadian. Say Please.

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Sorry!

Can we please have all of California? Except LA. Don’t want that!

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Tons of agriculture in the northern half of California. I live in Sacramento, it's like 95% people growing food. Hell, it's even called the farm to fork capital. We're a perfect fit for Canada! They can have the south.

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Smith will turn Alberta warm soon!

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It won't just be Alberta which is the problem.

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 1 points 15 hours ago

Hear me out. Let’s build a dome covering Alberta - nothing in or out.

[–] tyler@programming.dev 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can Colorado belong to both? We play hockey, eat poutine, and make tacos, and speak Spanish.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

I'm down with Colorado. Just not that one half... You know the one...

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Somehow the Carolinas get a pass. Why not CA?

[–] OR3X@lemm.ee 1 points 12 hours ago

Shhh. I wanna be Canadian.

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'll agree to this.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I just want to be Canadian. Nothing wrong with Mexico but I don't speak Spanish. But I can speak Canadian! Sorry.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Jay parlay France-says trey be-in. Jaytude in laycole, quart anss. Jem mepell Peggy Hill. Common tally voo?

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I thought the French peeps were all in the eastern side? I'll learn French. Just make me Canadian. Please.

[–] dankm@lemmy.ca 1 points 12 hours ago

There are rural French speakers all over the country, They're just a majority in Quebec and parts of New Brunswick and Ontario close to the QC border. My wife's family is all Francophone from Saskatchewan.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I live in Imperial Beach

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm not Canadian yet. Where's that?

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Next to Tijuana, in California.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

No wonder your French is so bad

JK I got the koth reference

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Now watch Shoresy and translate some of that. It's not High French, let's say!

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I learned my French from Justin Wilson, I gua-ron-tee!