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Anon goes to bootcamp (lemmy.today)

submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] GNUmer@sopuli.xyz 36 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Unless Anon served in the Russian army, accidentally shooting a rock 10m away would be quite a serious safety breach leading to a good amount of investigations.

[–] OwlPaste@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

In soviet Russia the pension will get you for life... Jokes aside he won't get any pension or medical in russian army, just get sent to Ukraine. Cheaper

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 23 points 2 days ago

Anon is on 4chan and mentioned mandatory service...so yeah, probably Russia or a former Soviet state.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 18 points 2 days ago

That's why anon is going to that guy's wedding next week; both were kicked out of army.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

In Russian army, rock shoots you.