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Trolley problem (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Nublets@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Middle track. Then I have plenty of time to hotwire the nuke with my handy dandy mallet