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[–] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (3 children)

There's no such thing as a fish

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Yes there is. Taxonomists aren't the only people who give meaning to words

[–] grissino@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"Taxonomists aren't the only people who give meaning to words"

Eloquently put! You've expressed a feeling that I have had for a while now and couldn't quite put into the appropriate words! Thanks 🙏🏼

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 1 points 10 months ago

Thx I was inspired by other comments here :D

[–] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Ok. I'm a fish.

[–] nilclass@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

True. They are just water based government drones, to keep tabs on the mermaid population

[–] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

If there's even a 1% chance Jason Momoa could go rouge we should treat it as an absolute certainty.

[–] MothmanDelorian@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

*within taxonomy, I think most people can conceive of a fish in colloquial terms.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Whales are taxonomically fish.

[–] pip@slrpnk.net 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

No??? They're mammals, where did you pull this information out of?

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

All mammals are taxonomically fish. Perhaps even all chordates. YOU are a fish!

[–] pip@slrpnk.net 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

After this conversation, I wish I was.

[–] Masterkraft0r@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

What they are trying to say: One cannot taxonomically group every animal we consider fish without also including all the mammals and i think even reptiles and birds. that's because there are multiple taxonomic branches of fish that split off of the trunk before our ancestors started to walk on land, and not all of the fish in our branch decided to go on land, and continued their own branch. therefore yes: whales are fish and so are you. what does this mean? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

it is technically correct which is, of course, the best kind of correct.

[–] pip@slrpnk.net 1 points 10 months ago

I understand that and completely agree, but comparing taxonomical categories with common categorizations such as "fish" is also missing a big point. You can make better comparisons to get people to understand that taxonomy is made up and not reliable to follow religiously, barely even works as a guideline

[–] kadup@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

They are correct. You're not wrong, whales are indeed mammals. But "fish" isn't a monophyletic grouping, meaning you either need to give up on using it as a category or you need to correct it by including everyone sharing the same LCA, meaning mammals would be part of your "fish" grouping.

Of course, that's how it works within biological classification. Colloquially, you can call them anything.

[–] pip@slrpnk.net 1 points 10 months ago

Just gonna copy paste what I told the other guy:

I understand that and completely agree, but comparing taxonomical categories with common categorizations such as "fish" is also missing a big point. You can make better comparisons to get people to understand that taxonomy is made up and not reliable to follow religiously, barely even works as a guideline