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Trump Signs Executive Order Requiring All Americans to Be Friends With Elon Musk (theshovel.com.au)

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Elon Musk will finally achieve his dream of people liking him, after President Trump made it a criminal offence not to, in an executive order signed today.

In what is believed to be a quid pro quo for over US$270 million in campaign donations, the executive order will also require Americans to laugh at Elon Musk’s jokes, a harsh stipulation which some experts say may contravene human rights.

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[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 15 points 1 day ago

these have just been too god damned fucking believable.