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[–] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 64 points 5 months ago (16 children)

Men's grocery stores? Real conservatives know their woman is supposed to do all that cooking and kitchen work. /S

[–] earphone843@sh.itjust.works 21 points 5 months ago (15 children)
[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago (13 children)

Menards(a Midwestern regional version of Home Depot) has a grocery section including hygiene products. If you are a single guy working on your house, it is almost a one stop shop for all your needs except alcohol.

You can buy tools, plumbing supplies, a grill, patio furniture, ratchet straps, a cask of cheese balls, shower soap, beef jerky, and a plant to show how nurturing you are.

[–] Guntrigger@sopuli.xyz 1 points 5 months ago

Tampons have no place in me nards

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