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Journalist does everything possible to avoid calling this what it clearly is (chaser.com.au)
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[โ€“] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works -1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

When you caught me fisting your mom did you think I was acknowledging her with my thumb and the rest of my fingers or when I was elbow deep and shouted, "I'm fisting your mom!" in your face was it clear what was actually happening?