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[–] SmilingSolaris@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Anti racism is woke. Arthur actively beats the shit out of or yells at anyone who is racist. Arthur is woke. This is a good thing.

[–] 13esq@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Not sure if satire.

Being not racist is woke now? I thought it was just normal.

[–] daellat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Have you seen the average gamer responses lately? The needle for woke has now moved to female protagonist = woke unless she's shaped like an anime girl anyway

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

What did you think woke means?

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 2 weeks ago

Woke is just things the right don't like. Even if it's just a personal thing like salad.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone -1 points 2 weeks ago

Tax is woke. The neighbour who fills up my wheely bin is woke. Kids who play music on the bus are woke.

[–] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Also, you can murder random Klan members and increase your honour.

[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one 0 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 2 weeks ago

They mean just in general.

[–] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yep, there’s a bunch of Klan meets you can happen upon, where every attendee you kill nets you an increase in honour.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 points 2 weeks ago

I like to start with the dynamite when they're doing the racist Hokey Cokey.