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Mysterious giant metallic ring falls in Kenya - we know what it really is
(www.independent.co.uk)
this post was submitted on 03 Jan 2025
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Imagine just lying outside, touching grass, when suddenly a tight space cock ring falls from the sky at great speed directly on your pp.
Now you have to call specialised rocket engineers to cut the ring off (before you get a spontaneous erection & put everyone in shrapnel danger).
"Yes doctor, that is how it got stuck in my ass. I swear."
Low key this is my greatest fear.
Those madman just won't stop with the space rockets!!!!!
They don't realize what they are doing!
Hate when that happens