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Anon calls the local bowling alley (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (8 children)

I always like dead panning my way thru prank phone calls. My last one.

Me answering phone: (store name) Aeao speaking

Teenage boys chuckling: hello, do you guys sell.... Dildos

Me: yes we do

Boys: oh....okay... What kind do you have?

Me: all kinds. Everything from pills to dragon.

Boys: oh...and how much are they?

Me: all 1.25

Boys: umm thank you....

Me: anything else I can assist you with?

Boys: ummm no that was all thank you

Me: we'll have a pleasant day and thank you for calling (store name)

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 18 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)

Thats a cheap ass dildo

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

It can be used in other orifices as well.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Got anything for a nose? Asking for a friend.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 weeks ago

yes

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