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Every sign has a story (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"Do it here, like everyone else."

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've always advocated for this in bars where I've worked. I know you're doing cocaine. I don't care. It makes you buy more drinks. Do it discretely in the corner and free up the toilets for people that actually need to use them. I won't say shit.

[–] Amputret@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

It’s not the bar staff people are worried about, it’s the bouncers.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah, break out the bag and share it!