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Anon hates smartphones (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] atro_city@fedia.io 27 points 2 days ago

I can watch porn on the go?

[-] coherent_domain@infosec.pub 9 points 2 days ago

Like... On a bus?

[-] bob_lemon@feddit.org 22 points 2 days ago

> ruined masturbating to complete strangers on a bus

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

does a smartphone force you to only masturbate to people you know?

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Yeah, of course. Is yours broken?

[-] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Most people can handle that, not sure about you.

this post was submitted on 20 Dec 2024

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