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[-] TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world 88 points 5 days ago

Pfft, Linux users don't date. We're all virginal, paranoid shut-ins.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 days ago

Yeah, ikr? My wife won't even bang me, and I'm fairly sure it's part of a global conspiracy to make my balls explode

[-] bumbali@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 3 days ago

i have the same situation. i figured i could have sex with someone else then, but other women seem to also know i use linux because nobody else will bang me either. and i doubt it's my looks, mom says i'm handsome, so it has to be the linux stuff.

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