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omg they made lemmy political

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 65 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

I bet these dudes have no problem playing Tomb Raider.

And they were real pissed at the end of Metroid.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Guess he didn't play Horizon either? Fucking dumb ass. I don't ever remember thinking or feeling that I was the main character in the last Witcher. I for one look forward to playing this character.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I do remember them noticing Aloy had peach fuzz and immediately jumped to the conclusion that any woman not waxing her face in the roboapocalypse must be trans...

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 4 days ago

in the roboapocalypse

Even better, post ecological collapse, with the only culture carried over to the auto incubated new humans being the teachings passed on by robot kindergarden teachers, because the robot schools didn't end up working correctly.

Presumably facial waxing is not part of the kindergarden curriculum :-D

[–] morphballganon@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 4 days ago

Dudes like that aren't smart/patient enough to beat Metroid

[–] blackstampede@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 days ago

I'm assuming they retroactively lost their immersion in Metroid.