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The gods are with Anon (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] LePoisson@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago

That's like me and the machine God. I swear it makes a difference when my hardware is acting up.

Praise the Omnissiah.

[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

The Omnissiah blesses us, truly. I recently invoked their power to repair a ceiling light, and with a standard invocation of healing and the expected percussive blessing, and the once broken light was working again.

All praise to the Omnissiah for easing the machine's pain!

[-] mr_satan@monyet.cc 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

A prayer before every release is what keeps our servers running.

this post was submitted on 13 Dec 2024
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