When life gives you broccoli, don’t make broccolade. Make life take the broccoli back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn broccoli, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson broccoli! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the broccoli! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible broccoli that burns your house down!

[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

The broccoli is a lie.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Little 3 year old Cavey refusing to eat his vegetables.