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What else will Dutton not stand in front of if he's elected? Can you beat the satirists to a great headline?

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the flag's presence in press conferences is a symbol of division.

Breaking: Comrade Dutton now bans the use of State and Territory flags in his press conferences when he appears in those places. When questioned he stated Australia is undivided, and 'girt by sea'. when reporters questioned why he chose sea over the more appropriate oceans he mumbled something about lefty media always out to get him.. /s

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