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RFK Jr announces plan to put cocaine back into Coca-Cola (chaser.com.au)
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[โ€“] jerakor@startrek.website 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Once they raise the global temperatures enough all of the Iowa corn farmers can just farm rice and sugar cane along the Iowa coastline.

[โ€“] Mirshe@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I propose we lower Texas enough to flood the Great Plains and revive the Ordovician Sea.