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RFK Jr announces plan to put cocaine back into Coca-Cola (chaser.com.au)
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[โ€“] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 35 points 9 months ago (1 children)

High fructose fentanyl syrup

[โ€“] 800XL@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

No no, Trump's tariffs on China are payback for not watching entanyl exportr. Just a stream of consciousness.