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RFK Jr announces plan to put cocaine back into Coca-Cola (chaser.com.au)
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[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 44 points 10 months ago

He might try but Don Jr will be snorting it faster than the factory could add it.

And no one in the mainstream media will care.