That's because you're less crab than you should be. Look at the other animals, how they are making an effort to become a crab. That's why there are so many beetles, they are its Holiness messengers and the message is: "Be a crab".

Embrace carcinisation and its Holy pincers.

Thank you. We see Americans out here complaining about their abusive relationships with their presidents but no one willing to leave our ultimate Abuser.

I have yet to say “meh” when children are raped or “meh” when I give them cancer. I should be running this bitch.