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[–] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 49 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I've worked on a corporate project with multiple Java services, anon isn't really exaggerating. Java can be a hell scape at times

[–] taladar@sh.itjust.works 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They forgot to mention that production Java applications apparently need to log a certain minimum number of completely meaningless stacktraces per hour to work properly. Or at least I assume that is the case from the fact that all of them do that.

[–] HackerJoe@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 days ago

Best with an old and vulnerable log4j on a Windows log server.

We don't know what'll happen if we update. And we don't know if the dude who coded it will answer our calls. YOLO!

[–] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

But none of this is relevant for a hello world program, right?

[–] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You would be surprised, errors right out of the box on a freshly initialized project aren't uncommon

[–] babybus@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

As I've been working with Java professionally for years, you're right, I would be surprised, because that would be really uncommon.

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 1 points 3 days ago

Don't bother learning something new, this guy already knows it.