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Anon doesn't tip
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What about dine and dash, while leaving a cash tip?
There's a good chance the restaurant will take it all since they were "owed".
9/10 chance that goes to cover part of your bill and the waiter gets fucked, but if you could guarantee they pocket it that'd work.
Hmm, maybe slip it to them when asking for the bill?
Sure, that might work, or give it to them up front (protip btw, you want GREAT service? Frontload that tip, your server will break the law for you if you do that lol).
That’ll get them fired for looking like they conspired with you
It's not exactly legal, but a lot of places will charge the server for a done and dash.
Hmm, what about fake checks? Surely there's an angle here where the server isn't punished, I don't go to jail, and the restaurant takes a hit.