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DNC Announces Plans to Learn Nothing from This (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] Ultraviolet@lemmy.world 90 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

“To all those growing skeptical of this party’s strategies and overall agenda, let me just say we hear you loud and clear. Rest assured we will be doing everything short of interpreting that sound into words and responding to those words in any way shape or form.”

This is an all-timer.

[–] GuyDudeman@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

100% Spot-On article. The Hard Times nails it again.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

And remember, you gotta start repaying the student loans you never used!