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DNC Announces Plans to Learn Nothing from This (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 2 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] worsedoughnut 4 points 2 months ago

I feel like you answered your own question there: they should have run a better candidate. A more appropriate candidate, one who appeals more to the needs of those apathetic Americans, would naturally have resulted in higher turnout.

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