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Daily Discussion Thread: 👼👼👼 Friday, November 1, 2024 (aussie.zone)

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[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 9 points 10 months ago (3 children)

For whomever it was that liked the llama

ugly llama haloween jumper

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

is that a count dracula llama?

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 5 points 10 months ago

Yes…

[–] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 6 points 10 months ago

Oh that’s lovely

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 4 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Stay calmer
When you wanna harm a llama
Call a llama farmer!

[–] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

True story. Last year at a bar I met Australia's biggest llama guy. He was in Melbourne before his flight to Peru to conduct llama business. I bought him a cocktail and gave him a shoulder massage (I was wasted af). He gave me his card but I don't think I have it anymore

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 4 points 10 months ago

and gave him a shoulder massage (I was wasted af).

AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

I can't breathe, I actually cackled so suddenly and loudly I started the cat and my partner. Holy shit 😂😂😂😂😂

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Dude. No words 🦙🍹

[–] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 3 points 10 months ago

I'd be jealous too if I was u

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ok, how did you get from talking, to giving him a massage?

[–] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

When I get rly drunk I just start asking people if they want shoulder massages. Lots accept. That night I also gave cute female colleague a shoulder massage that I was much more keen on

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

You bought him a cocktail and he got a massage. He had a great night then didn't he?

[–] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 3 points 10 months ago

That’s astonishing.

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

WTF! Shut up indeed 🦙🦙🦙x 1000

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ahhahhahahahah

I just really love horrible histories tbh, and that jingle just lives in my head rent free.

Have you seen Charles II? He's a fire stoppah

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 3 points 10 months ago

Jane grey

[–] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Llama llama duck

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 5 points 10 months ago

🦙🦙🦆 you are now responsible for my probable 3am brain worm

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I s2g if pachacuti gets stuck in my head again....

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh man that's such an insidious earworm haha

My fav is the Charles Darwin one tbh

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 1 points 10 months ago

I had tudors stuck in my head last weekend cleaning the greenhouse. Extremely surreal