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[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If we consider the Sistine Chapel's depiction of the realm of heaven to be divine inspiration, the clothes were added later after some complaints.

The whole concept of original sin is such that pure beings such as Adam and Eve did not even realize that they were naked until they ate the fruit of carnal knowledge.

Therefor it is canon that God likes to hang out with his wang out. Freeballin.

[-] pinkystew@reddthat.com 4 points 1 month ago

Also Jesus was a bottom

Do you think he was topping 12 dudes a night? They started a religion after him because he was nice not because he was a multiple cummer

So it totally makes sense for him to be flying cakes in a fight with a Hindu god

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

I'm not sure what your religion is but I regret to inform you that you're not going to the good place.

[-] AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Based on having had to read that comment I would say we're already in the bad place

[-] pinkystew@reddthat.com 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm a slut for cum fill me Judas

~Jesus Christ, probably

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Is me not a multiple cummer? Why do they say Jesus will come again?

[-] pinkystew@reddthat.com 2 points 1 month ago

if Jesus is a top that changes everything

it means he really is daddy

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Consider that the first time he broke out the superpowers was when a wedding didn't have booze. So he turned WATER INTO WINE. Just don't rule out him topping 12 dudes a night is all I'm saying. He brought the party.

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