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[-] PetteriPano@lemmy.world 218 points 1 day ago

The theorem holds true. The theorem states that the monkey has infinite time, not just the lifetime of our universe.

That's just lazy science to change the conditions to make sensational headlines. Bad scientists!

[-] Botzo@lemmy.world 103 points 1 day ago

This just in: scientists disprove validity of thought experiment; philosophers remain concerned that they've missed the point.

[-] murmelade@lemmy.ml 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

The universe is the cage and we are the monkeys. We have already written Hamlet.

[-] ogmios@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 day ago

It also makes a pretty bold claim about us actually knowing the lifespan of the universe.

[-] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

That's not bold, we've known how long the universe will last for decades now.

[-] ogmios@sh.itjust.works -1 points 14 hours ago

Just because someone tells you something, doesn't mean they actually know what they're talking about. fyi

[-] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

When multiple fields of science all agree, yeah they know what they're talking about.

I just don't get these anti-science types...

[-] scarabic@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

How are they defining the end of the universe?

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

The universe is believed to end just a few nanoseconds before a monkey finishes writing Hamlet.

[-] BennyInc@feddit.org 25 points 1 day ago

Probably very shortly after dinner has been served at that restaurant.

[-] 0x0@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago

I think that was just a galaxy, not the whole universe.

[-] lemonmelon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

You mean the Restaurant at the End of the Universe?

[-] 0x0@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago

Hmm.... i sit corrected.

[-] fuzzyleonardo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

But what does the Lord think about this?

[-] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Heat death would be my assumption, so between about 10^100 and 10^106 years

[-] ogmios@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 day ago

We know such an infinitesimally small amount about what is actually happening in the universe that any claims to be capable of predicting it's end are patently absurd.

[-] 0x0@programming.dev 11 points 1 day ago

the monkey has infinite time

Use an infinite number of monkeys instead?

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