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[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

If hookers could talk Linux to me, or even better, help me resolve my fucking display issue, I'd be giving them money hand over fist.

Literally

And figuratively

#SexWorkIsRealWork

[-] megane_kun@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

Heck, I'd probably be a repeat customer and have them help me rice my Linux install.

Who's got time for sex when there's ricing to be done!

[-] Zier@fedia.io 4 points 2 days ago

You can do both. A fresh install and sex take about the same amount of time.

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 days ago

Look at Mr. I Can Last 20 Minutes over here.

Bragger

[-] Zier@fedia.io 5 points 2 days ago

Some of us still have Hard Drives. O_o

[-] megane_kun@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

If your installation process lasts for more than four hours, better consult your disk doctor.

[-] onionsinmypores@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

If all else fails, you might have to resort to the double dd to recover from a failing disk!

[-] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 days ago

If you need help, I saw a fucking display in Amsterdam one time and could give you some pointers.

this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2024
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