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submitted 10 months ago by TheWaterGod@lemmy.ca to c/offbeat@lemmy.ca

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[–] BenFranklinsDick@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (3 children)

How the fuck are you supposed to sell black market cheese anyways?

Some sketchy guy in the Home Depot parking lot?

"Hey kid, you want some artisanal cheese?"

[–] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 11 points 10 months ago

You can reintroduce into the supply chain through a distributor. This has organized crime written all over it.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Open a pizza parlor.

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's cheese laundering!

[–] Zier@fedia.io 1 points 10 months ago

Would you like your crime with pepperoni? Veggies? A Combo perhaps? I hear basil is quite tasty!!!

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago

You slide a 50 in a mailslot, and a bike carrier makes a clandestine wedge drop to you in the park