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[–] essteeyou@lemmy.world 128 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
/**
 * Gets the user
 **/
fun getUser() {
    return this.user;
}
[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, I don't think I understand what's happening here…

[–] essteeyou@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Let me find the sequence diagram...

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You need the requirements doc from marketing. Then it will all totally make sense for sure. No cap.

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Okay now I get the joke.
I hate these kind of people.

By the way, your ``` both need to be on their own, separate line

[–] essteeyou@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It renders correctly in my client (Sync), what are you using? I'll edit it anyway.

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It renders correctly on the web as well for me.

But the ``` being on their own line is how to write it properly, as stated this website among many others.

This way, you can put the intended programming language on the same line as the first ```, ensuring proper colour coding!

Ex.

echo "Hello $name\n";
echo "Hello $name\n";

EDIT I checked on mobile, it rendered odd on Jerboa for me:

Screenshot of essteeyou@lemmy.world their comment in the Jerboa client before the edit

Now it is fixed:

Screenshot of essteeyou@lemmy.world their comment in the Jerboa client after the edit

[–] essteeyou@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yep, I know, but my code isn't in a real language.

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can also not do it, it was just an additional comment!

[–] essteeyou@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Thanks for your code review. :-D